Free Dog's Free Advice

Welcome to Free Dog's Free Advice page! Free Dog has produced a list of his latest observations of what's been going on in the Lonely Tower. Pay attention; take note!
September 29, 2026
Major Overhauls
- All hardiness reqs removed
- All coordination reqs removed
- The Third Trinket Slot Book has been added as a drop from Crony Bones.
Adressing the Max HP issue
- Most trinkets now give Max HP
- Most trinkets that already did now give more.
- Ivory tower now doubles your starting HP.
Frisbee Changes
- The first frisbee has been nerfed to not do anything, its name and description has been changed to reference needing polishing.
- The second frisbee has had its description changed, but its effect stay the same.
- The third frisbee has been buffed, and had its description changed.
Weapon Buffs
- Christmas wand has had its damage buffed.
- Half-off toy wand now reduces cooldowns more effectively.
- Pawberry Pixie Stick has had its damage buffed.
- Cardboard Box, Miniature Doghouse, and Fortified Doghouse now grant Max HP on use.
- Dango Spear now gains Max HP on use.
- Sneeze Staff has had its damage drastically increased.
- Holy Cannoli now revives as a guarantee
- Squeaky Toy Hammer has had its heal changed from 2 to 3.
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