Free Dog's Free Advice

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Welcome to Free Dog's Free Advice page! Free Dog has produced a list of his latest observations of what's been going on in the Lonely Tower. Pay attention; take note!

September 29, 2026

Major Overhauls

  • All hardiness reqs removed
  • All coordination reqs removed
  • The Third Trinket Slot Book has been added as a drop from Crony Bones.

Adressing the Max HP issue

  • Most trinkets now give Max HP
  • Most trinkets that already did now give more.
  • Ivory tower now doubles your starting HP.

Frisbee Changes

  • The first frisbee has been nerfed to not do anything, its name and description has been changed to reference needing polishing.
  • The second frisbee has had its description changed, but its effect stay the same.
  • The third frisbee has been buffed, and had its description changed.

Weapon Buffs

  • Christmas wand has had its damage buffed.
  • Half-off toy wand now reduces cooldowns more effectively.
  • Pawberry Pixie Stick has had its damage buffed.
  • Cardboard Box, Miniature Doghouse, and Fortified Doghouse now grant Max HP on use.
  • Dango Spear now gains Max HP on use.
  • Sneeze Staff has had its damage drastically increased.
  • Holy Cannoli now revives as a guarantee
  • Squeaky Toy Hammer has had its heal changed from 2 to 3.

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